make a new plan, Stan. (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
lazyinlove) wrote2013-06-05 11:55 pm
lazyinlove) wrote2013-06-05 11:55 pm
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"You've got Stan. Check the number and dial again."
[Ring, ring, ring!
Ring, ring, ring!
It's Saul!
And he doesn't sound happy!]
Stanley. Pick up the phone. Tablet. Whatever.
Ring, ring, ring!
It's Saul!
And he doesn't sound happy!]
Stanley. Pick up the phone. Tablet. Whatever.
Edited 2013-08-05 13:57 (UTC)
[Funny how that sounds like a terrible idea.
What if he just ignores it? Eventually you'll go away...]
What if he just ignores it? Eventually you'll go away...]
[How about he tries calling again?]
If you don't pick up, I'm coming over there. And if you're not there I will find you.
If you don't pick up, I'm coming over there. And if you're not there I will find you.
Thank you.
[And now, much more calmly:] The next time you find someone unconscious, please don't just put them in a bed to sleep it off. Okay?
[And now, much more calmly:] The next time you find someone unconscious, please don't just put them in a bed to sleep it off. Okay?
You don't look like the type to hang out with crazy bat people.
[STANLEY HE WILL SLAP THE LUSCIOUS HAIR RIGHT OFF YOUR SKULL.]
Can we back up to the part where I get you to agree to not be an idiot again?
Can we back up to the part where I get you to agree to not be an idiot again?
[SIGHS.
CALLS BACK.]
But I mean, hey, if that's something you're not capable of doing, I understand. It's hard to not be stupid.
CALLS BACK.]
But I mean, hey, if that's something you're not capable of doing, I understand. It's hard to not be stupid.
I care about Collette a lot. I was worried, okay?
Maybe next time you should report her missing.
[And here, Stan will get what he wants: Saul hangs up.]
[Fine by him. And dude, you're so not what he pictured when Batty said she was into older men.]
Hey, Stan, can you send me a message?
Edited 2013-08-09 03:55 (UTC)
Staaaaaan Stan it's very hard to apologize for what I don't know happened yet!
Stan you should come to swim club! It's tomorrow, at the training hall in the afternoon. Steph and Saul won't be there?
Stan do I have to track you down? I will!
Okay Stan that was kind of a joke but not a joke, are you okay?
You don't hate me, do you? I'm sorry. :( Just let me know you're okay, okay? I want to at least say thank you since everyone else apparently just got angry and that's dumb.
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