lazyinlove: (Default)
2013-08-22 11:04 pm

ALGEBRA HOMEWORK

Ok so in case they really do erase people's memories around here, this is your guide to help remember people. Like, first off your name is Stan. These are all the people you need to know about. If you don't know what the fuck is going on... Ask somebody with a star beside their name, they'll help you out.

PS this is you with your memories still. Proof is...in kidner...kinder...okay we can't spell that grade but it comes before first. So that year the school did a Christmas skit and you didn't want to. You cried and hid under the refreshment table out in the lobby and an old lady gave you fruit punch to shut you up and you fell asleep in a puddle of orange spit up under the table. Not for the last time either. Sorry but it had to be something no one else knew. Anyway.
lazyinlove: (yo)
2013-06-06 12:23 am
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permissions

I'm pretty chill. The basic rule is ask about serious shit. Other stuff is probably fine.

Your characters can touch him, punch him, kiss him or braid daisy chains into his hair. He might punch or kiss back, but he'll probably tolerate the daisies.

Any questions? Ask me here. We can probably work something out.

As for how dangerous he is to your characters? Not very. He's a skinny teenager, a stool pigeon, and usually kind of stoned. Unless you're a slice of pizza you should be safe around him.
lazyinlove: (no one's gonna ask you)
2013-06-06 12:16 am
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hmd?

In case you happen to know the series, please help me become a kickass Stanley!
lazyinlove: (w)
2013-06-05 11:55 pm

send me a postcard, drop me a line

"You've got Stan. Check the number and dial again."